i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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