Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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