That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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