8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
kristin has been a bad kristin
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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