I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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