We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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