you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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