For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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