It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Blood and glitter go together right?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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