i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You can't just leave with hair like that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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