my mouth tastes like poor choices
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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