talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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