You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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