No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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