When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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