If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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