I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The ass gains better be worth it
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