His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
