Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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