so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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