all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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