Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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