Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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