She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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