She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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