Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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