physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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