Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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