maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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