Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
