Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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