JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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