He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
