I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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