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(402): View more from Nebraska

consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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(917): View more from New York City

My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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(734): View more from Michigan

my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity

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