I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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