wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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