I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was born a porn star she said
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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