but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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