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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

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  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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• (585): View more from New York

  you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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