I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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