Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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