Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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