I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Fuck me I smell like cheese
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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