Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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