I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dick very happy bro
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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