I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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