just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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