forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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