There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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