Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He called his prostate his "boner button".
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Randomize
