this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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