i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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