They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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